Posted by Mousewrites on April 3, 2009
For the last (however many days are between the 23rd and now) days, as readers around the globe have visited the famous website steampunkwallpaper.com, they have been shocked to find that there have been no updates. We interviewed numerous people in our pursuit of the culprit behind this tragedy. Kyle, a frequent viewer, had this to say:
“It was horrible! I’ve visited (on average) at least 4.675^2 times per day, only to find nothing! I’ve almost lost all hope!”
Orville Eugene Dingleheimer, of Boston, MA said this:
“Every day, I used to check the website to see if there was any new eye candy for my desktop. I would organize and reorganize my icons to fit into those nice little boxes. Ever since the updates stopped, my desktop has devolved into total chaos! Program icons here, folders there, just strewn around in such a haphazard manner, I sometimes question my own sanity!”
We also interviewed one grouchy old man, just for good measure:
“These young whippersnappers and their ‘websites’! The internet will die someday, mark my words!”
The website’s owner, a lady by the name of “Mouse”, was unavailable for comment. In fact, no one has heard from her for days. A search and rescue squad has been dispatched, but so far they have turned up nothing. But, that could also be because they’ve been looking in Argentina, on top of the fact that they’ve been looking for her using cheese as bait.
Our only hope now is that someone out there will read this news story and be able to locate Mouse, wherever she may be, and pass the word on of this tragedy. The fate of the world depends on it!
And that, my friends, is the intro to a new editor, Kyle! Kyle has been awesome about lighting a fire under my butt… and now he can skip the fire and my butt and post himself!
Now you’ve got three editors: myself (mouse), Koutetsu Kaigun, and Kyle. Hm, maybe I should change my name to start with K….
). But please, if you see anything I can improve on, let me know. Feedback is welcome, good or bad.